tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-190121392011-04-21T17:12:41.307-07:00So. The Spear Danes in days gone by and the Kings who ruled them had courage and greatness.Garfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06439225110727044231noreply@blogger.comBlogger491100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19012139.post-1169263868660840532007-01-19T19:27:00.000-08:002007-01-19T19:31:08.670-08:00

Baby Elizabeth Noelle was born this morning at 10:48 am. She weighs 6 lbs. 8 oz. and is 19.25 inches long. Also, unlike our first two babies (who were quite bald) Elizabeth has long dark hair. In fact, she currently has longer hair than Garfield III--who is 16 months old!Mother and baby are doing very well and will probably be coming home on Sunday.The labor was long and hard, but Stephanie did

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Now is this righteous?Mexican drug runner Aldrete-Davila is shot by two border agents as he is illegally crossing into the U.S. with a van full of marijuana. Aldrete-Davila then files a law-suit suing the U.S. government (funded by you and me) for $5 million for violating his civil rights. Our government then proceeds to pay for his medical treatment at an El Paso hospital and grant him full

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Being self-employed, I usually forget about MLK day until someone reminds me that "there is no trash pick-up or mail tomorrow." Nobody pays me to take the day off, so it comes in under the radar. However, I was reminded via an e-mail transcript of large portions of King's "I Have A Dream" speech and his "Letter from Birmingham Jail" of the power of his speeches and how they are so unlike those of

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What's wrong with the Church in America? Well, a good place to start is with the pastors. Chuck Balwin has a great article entitled prostitutes in the Pulpit. A brief excerpt from the article "... [I]t needs to be pointed out that sexual sin is not the primary problem in most churches today. There is another pandemic that is quickly destroying the modern church in America. Furthermore, this

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Michelle Malkin documents the bold shamelessness of the NYT (once again). But, really, does anyone really expect truth anymore from the major media in regard to culture war issues? Though they don't read the Koran they subscribe to many of the same priniciples--in this case, "It's fine to lie about your enemies in order to defeat them. They're unbelievers, they don't deserve the truth."Malkin

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When you are in a war, in this case a culture war, it can be good to take a little break, just kick back and watch as your enemies divide and conquer themselves for you. Phillip Johnson has been working toward this end with the Darwinian Evolutionists for years (The Wedge of Truth; Objections Sustained: subversive Essays on Evolution, Law and Culture; Defeating Darwinism). Wm. Dembski has also

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Some friends of mine have started a new business "Geneva Bible Pages." Check them out. They also have a constest running to win a free, framed page from an original Geneva Bible. This was the first printing of the Bible to assign chapter and verse numbers as well as the first "study Bible," having copious notes in the margins. It was the first to be printed in a portable and affordable edition.

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After the Third Reich assumed control in Germany, one of Hilter's first acts was to make home education against the law, thus was created the Ministry of Education--giving total control to the state for all school and education matters. Indoctrination into socialist/fascist ideology will tolerate no competition. Besides, we all know that Christians are trouble makers. It's tough to get all those

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This apparently ancient Scots Haka song was unearthed by my son's Grandfather. It is posted here for your enjoyment.The Song of Loch MackeeThe wind blows from the nor’ today; men hanker fa’ a row.The boats are sittin’ in the loch, I’m standin’ on the bow:Ranfurly shield sits high atop yon craigh in full displaythe men are hankerin’ for a fight, a bracing fight today.Our shield must be defended,

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My son turns 1 on Friday! Here is a collage of photos from his party at Grandma Sam and Papa Del's this past Saturday...

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I was reading to my daughter this evening and she decided between books that she would get me to laugh by telling me a joke. Remember, she's 3.75 years old. It went as follows...E: Knock-knock.Me: Who's there?E: Sneezer.Me: Sneezer, who?E: Banana what!?Me: lol.

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Do Republicans even know what the word "Liberal" means? I don't think so. I have come to the conclusion, to the outrage of both my neo-con and liberal friends, that President G.W. Bush is the most liberal president since FDR.Here is a small sampling of articles that make that very point:G.W. Bush's Liberal LegacyThe following is a page full of links (from both conservative and liberal web pages)

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This is an absolute riot! It is really a must see video; by far the best interview with an elected official that I have seen. Hat tip to PCIII for the link.

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Rats! I just found out that some Brit beat me to the punch (by nearly 60 years) on the invention of the word, "Teetotalitarian." Though I thought it was my own, apparently the admonishing term teetotalitarian first appeared in Somerset de Chair's 1947 satirical look at the British state entitled, "The Teetotalitarian State."In case you were wondering how I came across this bit of information,

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If you haven't heard of Aaron Russo's new movie, "Freedom To Fascism" you can check out an excellent review of it at Chuck Baldwin's website. You can also read more at the film's home page. I haven't seen the movie yet, but would like to soon for many reasons, not the least of which is a cameo appearance by my father-in-law. Look for him if you go see the movie. He'll be the heavily bearded Son

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Human beings, who comprise the majority of my readership, need humor. We are the only ones of God's mortal creatures who can laugh (except hyenas; but they're fake laughing because they don't really get the joke). Good humor highlights the absurd, which is probably why, as Gary North points out, that three of the past century's greatest humorists found a target rich environment in the Congress.

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My eldest daughter is 3 years old (she'll be 4 in November), my youngest daughter is 19 weeks and 3 days old, but still in the womb. In about 144 days she'll be in my arms and not even a day old from her birth.I am filled with such hope and anticipation based on the joy my wife and I derive from our eldest, Emma. Grandfather joined us for family worship this evening since he was in town, so of

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Is purple square or round? Well, the question doesn't have an answer--not because we can't figure it out, but because it is a nonsense question. There is no coherence between the words and the interrogative; colors are different things than shapes.G.K. Chesteron says that art is limitation. "If you draw a giraffe, you must draw him with a long neck. If, in your bold creative way, you hold

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GIII will be 11 months old tomorrow. Man, it just goes by so quick. He gets around the house quickly these days. He's not technically crawling yet, but he has a very effective army crawl accomplished by using his forearms and launching off of his toes. This is quite handy for getting under barb-wire and noticing any hidden trip-wires before daddy stumbles over them. The best though, is when he

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Here's an interesting fact: not one of the top 50 colleges and universities today requires American history of its graduates. Prof. Walter Williams remarks on College Stupidity this week. With a collapsing government education system in the primary and secondary levels, the universities are stumbling over themselves to keep the intellectual whip-lash to a minimum as the kiddos step up to the next

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They keep saying we are at war with "Radical Islam." But isn't it really just Islam consistently (i.e., honestly) and historically applied from the Koran? I know there are a lot of peace loving Muslims out there. Okay, I don't actually know, but I believe it on fairly reliable authority. Even so, looking at all of the predominantly muslim countries in the world, what's the first word that pops to

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I had the opportunity to put in a water feature (waterfall, stream and pond) for my Mother this past week. It makes for wonderful ambiance as you sit on the deck--actually, it's kind mesmerizing, causing one to waste hours watching the water cascade over the rocks.Here is the "before" picture. Then, with a little work, some imagination, and a sprained lower back...I put in some evergreen

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We had a great vacation time in Bedford/Dallas this past week. The kids had a splendid time swimming--GIII is a splash machine from the moment you put him in till the moment you pull him out. Contrariwise, Emma likes for 0.0% of the H2O molecules in the pool to touch her face. Even so, she'll proudly tell you that she learned how to swim all by herself last week with only the help of her life

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The good news is that there remains a Christian Statesman in the U.S. Congress. The bad news: there appears to be only one. If you're not familiar with the Hon. Ron Paul of Texas you can find a gold mine of political writings and current commentary on his website. Be forewarned, he is a classical conservative which puts him at odds with, well, I think just about everybody else in Washington,

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I was thinking about the issue of martyrs this week after I heard a story about U.S. officers being trained to thwart suicide bombers before they could kill themselves (and others). What struck me was the stark contrast that came to mind between Christian and Islamic martyrs.When people, not just followers of Christ, think of Christian martyrs what comes to mind is someone whose life is taken (or

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Not sure who wrote it, but I thought this was funny. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.1. Ask for

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One of the great things about flagstone is that you can't kill it by overwatering. Most of my landscape clients fall into one of two categories: those who neglect all plant life in their yard or those who love their plants to death through overwatering. Therefore, one of my favorite aspects of the Landscape business has become flagstone design and installation. It's tough to kill and it looks

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I've been re-reading G.K. Chesterton's The Everlasting Man with a group of men from my church and I'm enjoying it this time even more than I did the first. Chesterton was both brilliant and remarkably clear-thinking in his dismantling of the Darwinian farce. If only more men of God took his bold, biblical stance in the nearly hundred years since he first articulated it, perhaps we would be

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The Southern Baptist Convention has twice shot down resolutions encouraging their members to begin an exodus from the government schools (yes, they're run by the government, not the public, they are government schools). To see the full text of the resolution check out the Exodus Mandate website. However, they recently passed a resolution on alcohol--resolving that any use of alcohol is

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I had a great time of rest and reading at my in-laws down on the ranch in Laredo this past weekend. On Saturday morning I read George Grant's biography of Margaret Sanger, the founder of Planned Parenthood, Killer Angel. The woman certainly ranks up there with the most wicked individuals of the last hundred years and yet Planned Parenthood and their billion dollar abortiuary operation continues

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It has been stated in poetry that “the hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world.” Now, since Christ intends for us to “inherit the earth,” and since one of God’s first commands to mankind was to take dominion over the earth, I think we ought to ask this question—is it true? Is it true that the hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world?I typed that phrase into

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I just finished reading "Theses on Worship" by James Jordan. I really recommend the book. There is some good stuff here to talk about. It is a compilation of previously published essays regarding how and why the body of Christ worships. It is not dogmatic and Jordan himself shows a concern to follow biblical logic as he reverses an opinion, on at least one occasion, upon further reflection and

Garfieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06439225110727044231noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19012139.post-1133320835231910552005-11-29T19:13:00.000-08:002005-11-29T19:20:35.260-08:00

The Medal of Freedom was created in 1945 to recognize “notable service” in World War II. So why would our President award the Medal of Freedom to a draft dodging, Muslim who has publically affiliated with anti-American organizations?

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Our Christian President attended the service of one of the state [Communist] sponsored churches while on his visit to China. Millions of Chinese Christians meet secretly in house churches under threat of persecution and torture for teaching the gospel of Christ. The human rights abuses in China are well documented, especially those against professing Christians. So why would any follower of Jesus

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Before the flood in Noah's day, Scripture tells us "the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every intention of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually." Before the flood people were still routinely living between 700 and 900 years. Just about everyone wants a long life. But what does it do to a human to live for 800 years in sin and rebellion to God? I guess it would

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1 Corinthians 10 as well as 1 Peter 3 refer to two groups of people: a baptized group and a non-baptized group. In Corinthians Paul says those who passed through the sea (on dry ground) were baptized; Peter notes that Noah and his family's experience, safe and dry in the ark, corresponds with baptism. In both of these instances of baptism the one thing you really don't want is to be in the group

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Greg Strawbridge gives a great summary of the baptism passages found in the NT...We find the following: (1) The new covenant promise came in it's fulfillment "to you and your children" (2:39) at Pentecost. Only men are said to have been baptized, some 3000 of them. (2) In Samaria "men and women alike" (8:12) were baptized, including Simon (the apostate Sorcerer). (3) The godly Ethiopian eunuch (

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B.B. Warfield has stated the issue of covenantal baptism succinctly: The argument in a nutshell is simply this: God established His church in the days of Abraham and put children into it. They must remain there until He puts them out. He has nowhere put them out. They are still then members of His Church and as such entitled to its ordinances.

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How could a converted Jew (especially in the first century) regard the new covenant as a better covenant, if now his children were to be excluded from God’s dealings with His people, no longer receiving a sign of God’s covenant promise? If it were the case that children of believers were to be excluded from the covenant, Peter and later Paul would surely have had to face that question repeatedly.

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Break forth with truth,Sing forth with praise;Illimitable in immensity,The Ancient of Days.Your Word is made known;And Bibles abound.Yet the cultists they swarm;Your people they hound.They knock on our doors by twos and by threes;They offer pearls of great price and karma and peace.Selah. Adding, they detract from your Word.They know the shape of the cross,They know the Lord’s Prayer;But there is

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I've had to reset my blog and in the process I lost all previous comments. Nothing personal to all of you who posted.

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"Among the pictures from New Orleans were lots of heart-rending shots of displaced mothers and children, but few of fathers and husbands. Liberal critics say Hurricane Katrina ripped aside the veil on America's extreme poverty. What it really ripped aside was the veil over the collapse of family, particularly among inner-city blacks, that lies at the heart of poverty." —Thomas Bray

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How cool is this: The Cherokee Nation of western North Carolina unanimously voted to display the 10 Commandments in their council government building and "possibly throughout other public buildings." Worldnet Daily notes that, "There is no First Amendment issue involved, and even if the American Civil Liberties Union wanted to make one, it can't. The U.S. Constitution does not apply to Cherokee,

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On the heals of the last post, I have a great question. Can anyone name one (just one) of the ten presidents of the United States between 1777 and 1789? Remember, George Washington didn't become president until 1789 (13 years after our Declaration of Independence in 1776; 2 years after the Constitution of the United States of America was instituted in 1787).

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Do the people who are making so much noise about the difficulties of creating a constitution in Iraq have any awareness that it was 13 years after the Declaration of Independence before the Constitution of the United States was created? ~ThomasSowell

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The following are direct quotes from George Bush during a press conference with Vladamir Putin last week (Italics mine).This is part of Bush’s response to a question regarding the government’s spending on Hurricane relief… “We're also spending money on -- you know, $2,000 a family to help these people get back on their feet.” In some cases, it’ll be back on their feet in really nice, designer

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When they bring back public floggings for elected officials, I have a nomination that ought to be in the top 10. Whoever decided it would be a good idea to use our (tax) money to give out $2000 debit cards to hurricane evacuees has both a gross misunderstanding of human nature, especially human nature that has been further depraved through the cruelty of the welfare state, and an immoral

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Stop Michael Newdow! The following petition is URGENT for all of your Christian friends and family who like swatting at gnats while allowing the elephant with the bomb strapped to his back to frolic nearby.(please note that this is satire. I received this satirical e-mail from my father-in-law—so you know it is really satirical. I mean that in a good way, Mr. Z :)Dear Congressman and Senators:I

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Regarding the so-called “Human Exhibit” at the London zoo, spokeswoman Polly Wills states that "Seeing people in a different environment, among other animals ... teaches members of the public that the human is just another primate." A London Zoo visitor jumping on the dogpile then goes on to note to the Associated Press that “A lot of people think humans are above other animals. When they see

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